Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Expertise Not Required

Without the need for further comment, I offer this:

Representing da 'Hood

That should do it...

2 comments:

  1. I suppose the police could just shoot the guns out of their hands...just like Roy Rogers used to do. Then nobody gets hurt.

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  2. Anonymous4:36 AM

    I sit here and I write at 9:30 Thursday night.... (after a couple of beers)


    The Sargeant and the young cop,
    as part of their duty,
    sat down to review
    the bungled burglary.

    The Sargeant with a stony eye
    regarded the young man
    and said that this will blow sky high
    so tell me what you can.

    Well...
    My tyres crunched down along the stone,
    the felon turned to run.
    But when he saw I was alone
    he turned and raised his gun.

    The first shot that he fired at me
    struck me full of fear
    I thought of my young family
    and all that I held dear.

    But I was steadfast to my duty
    and aimed most carefully
    when the second shot cracked past me
    I shot him in the knee.

    Well then how do you explain
    the Sargeant did retort
    the contents very plain
    of the coroners report?

    See it says right here,
    the felon's dead as dead.
    The cause it would appear
    was a bullet through his head.

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