A Fighter Pilot, Political Science Prof and Author with Opinions and a Weird Streak
While ya'alls eatin' what I tell you to, I'm gonna be havin' me a nice filet mignon like this!
Sometimes I just want to grab the little Kenyan by the neck and strangle him!
"So the way we met was I was bending over getting a drink of water, and Barry snuck up behind me and grabbed my biog ole booty and said, "Girl, you got it going on back there!"
“……and just before I burned the American flag, I crumpled it up just like this”
(I'm a conduit; my family has gotten into the act):“So, I looked into my Magic 8 ball, gave it a good shake, and guess what? It predicted another vacation!”“Now the rest of you are to eat nohting but carrots, but me? I get a double Whooper with Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!”
“Don’t you dare mention Rick Perry ta me; I’ll squash yo little head like a grape!”
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
While ya'alls eatin' what I tell you to, I'm gonna be havin' me a nice filet mignon like this!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I just want to grab the little Kenyan by the neck and strangle him!
ReplyDelete"So the way we met was I was bending over getting a drink of water, and Barry snuck up behind me and grabbed my biog ole booty and said, "Girl, you got it going on back there!"
ReplyDelete“……and just before I burned the American flag, I crumpled it up just like this”
ReplyDelete(I'm a conduit; my family has gotten into the act):
ReplyDelete“So, I looked into my Magic 8 ball, gave it a good shake, and guess what? It predicted another vacation!”
“Now the rest of you are to eat nohting but carrots, but me? I get a double Whooper with Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!”
“Don’t you dare mention Rick Perry ta me; I’ll squash yo little head like a grape!”
ReplyDeleteBe afraid. Be very afraid.
ReplyDelete