Some headlines around the nation today:
Chicago Not So Warm
Lower Electric Usage in New England
Georgia Peach Prices to Rise
Records Set Nationwide
No Cherry Blossoms for Inauguration
Swim Suit Sales Stagnant
I’m wondering if the Nobel committee can get their money back from Al? We haven’t heard much from him lately? How’s this warming crisis working out anyway? Did we solve it as quickly as we did $4-a-gallon gas prices?
Where will we be told the next chunk of falling sky came from, Chicken Littles?