I try to keep it PG-13 here, but that can get staid, dull and terminally unfunny. That's why I turn to Iowahawk with some degree of regularity for chuckles. He's got a priceless wit and a sharpened pen, er, computer keyboard when it comes to skewering.
But, today he simply outdoes himself. This absolutely knocks it out of the park. If you are offended by a bit of cable TV language, or something you might hear in a high school hallway, then don't click here:
That is absolutely masterful!