Thursday, October 14, 2010

Speaking of Food

After trying to provide at least nominal support for the nutritional inconsistencies of the First Lady, I now turn to this rather fascinating experiment. The scientist purchased a basic McDonald's Happy Meal, apparently without condiments. Since I've never been within fifty feet of a Happy Meal I cannot testify whether that is a possible option, but with at least a peripheral understanding of the nuanced taste of the target clientèle for Happy Meals, I can assume that bare is the default configuration.

The product was uncovered and arrayed on a table in the open in a New York City apartment. Apparently one with central climate control and no insect infestations manifest. Daily for six months a photo was taken and then assembled into the short video. What you might anticipate is not what occurred:

The Incredible Immortal Burger

That might explain a lot about my relative lack of enthusiasm for fast food in America. It seems that it is indestructible. Whether or not it is nutritious remains to be determined.

Naturally the McDonald's folks were contacted to provide an explanation for the remarkable longevity.

The Desert Conditions In NYC Led to Mummification Not Mold

One then might go on to assume that the dessicated burger and fries would be suitable for a camping expedition where they could be rehydrated and restored to original texture, flavor and wholesome goodness.

3 comments:

nzgarry said...

Is this what's known as an anti ageing diet?.
The fare from McD's and all other American chains operating here is of course the same as Stateside, except for the price.
I've asked myself just one thing I miss about eating in the US and answered.. Roadside Diners!.
Real people, real food and more than a square deal every time.

nzgarry said...

Second thoughts on a Friday night..
Those Christmas cakes from Corsicana Texas are a gourmet delight.

MagiK said...

If Mikky D's irradiates their products before shipping it could explain the long shelf life, One of the biggest mistakes we make I think is prohibiting the irradiation of our fruits and veggies before distribution, we'd have much less waste that way.