Sunday, March 27, 2011

A Brilliant Idea


"You know, those are some pretty neat outfits. Why can't I have something like that for the White House? I mean I could even take a dozen or so with me on Air Force One when I go give pep talks at union rallies. I wonder if we could get a bit more gold braid for floppy epaulets. I wonder if Farrakhan would let me have forty or fifty of his guys? I better have Holder and Gates look into that...."

4 comments:

Joan of Argghh! said...

Heh. Of course, in my neighborhood (no, you don't wanna live here) I'm noticing more and more that camouflage is the new fashion statement, even among the women.

Randall said...

ROFL!!!

Anna said...

Just what we need, comic opera uniforms to go with Barry 'Cartman' Obama yelling 'ra-spect mai authoritay!!!'

Dweezil Dwarftosser said...

Don't laugh; I remember Obama's speech demanding his very own ("Interior Ministry palace guard") 'civilian' army "just as heavily-armed and well-funded as the military".
I get the feeling that he had black leather jackets and berets as the uniform of choice, rather than the Grand Duchy of Fenwick kit (including halberds).