More Gaga Goo

The question is inevitable after Lady Gaga's appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards. Where does one send a side of beef to be cleaned after it has been worn once or twice? It is washable? Permanent press? I can only assume that it must be pressed with a cool iron, lest it transition from delightfully rosy red to a bland medium rare taupe with grey tones predominant.

For that matter, do you have to turn the air conditioning up a bit higher when wearing a meat suit so that you don't run the risk of having your deodorant offend? Can you sit down in it? Is it necessary to spread a towel or possibly some Glad Wrap on the theater seats when you attend a major award ceremony like VMA?

Of course, there is the explanation that she is just a simple girl wearing whatever she finds hanging in her closet. Here she is this week as she arrives in New York wearing a non-descript traveling outfit:


This is a joke, isn't it? She makes Sasha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" look like serious haberdashery.