Monday, September 13, 2010

The State of the Polity

I'm not a bubble-gum tween-ager heart-throb kind of music lover. I never was. That's why my first awareness of Justin Bieber was when an interview he did in New Zealand or Australia last year showed him to be a bit on the uneducated side. Yet, he's got a cute smile and a faggy sort of bushy haircut which along with a lot of meaningless lyrics and a production staff which surrounds him with diverse dancers of various ethnicities and orientations he is tremendously successful. Good for him. Money which you make yourself is always commendable.

But now we encounter the Beebster as a tool of the political propaganda machines. They use the waif to appeal to his base of 12-year olds to "Vote for Justin"!

Tell Your Mommy & Daddy to Save Beebs!

So, the follow-up will be to ask the young man-child for opinions on a nuclear Iran, tax cuts for the wealthy (which would be him), the rising national debt, devaluation of the currency, global carbon control and national energy policy. Then when the screaming mouth-breathing little girls calm down in their oozing about their love, they should run to their parents and urge them to vote for the Bamster's minions to save the world for Justin who is supposedly going to grow up some day.

Are we really ready for democracy?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Ward, I'm worried about the Bieber."