Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thirty-Love

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

C'mon look straight forward for a second...

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

Please, just complete one sentence looking ahead...

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Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

Can't you remember the end of the line long enough to look the American people in the eye...

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Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

The camera with the red light on, that's where we are, straight in front of you...

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

It's like watching a bloody tennis match...

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

Nah, at least in a tennis match there's an occasional lob to break the monotony...

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What's he talking about, I can't concentrate with the left, right...

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

It's more like ping-pong, faster back and forth...

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

Doesn't matter really, it's got nothing to do with reality...

Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..
Left, right, left, right..

2 comments:

JWMcDonald said...

Actually, in the last minutes of his speech, there was ONE instance where he did talk and look directly into the camera - it was only for a couple of seconds...;-)

TheOtherLarry said...

It should have been;

left, right, left, right, plop!

You forgot the plop! After virtually every sentence he put his hand back onto the podium with a plopping noise - drove me nuts!