Friday, September 02, 2011

Straight Line Waiting for Jokes

Remember that lesson in sixth grade civics about the Founding Fathers creating a government of limited powers? Only a handful of us apparently do so these days. But you've got to wonder where the executive branch of the federal government is going to reach next:

Licensed to Carry

"Excuse me, miss, but are those licensed?"

"When boobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have boobs."

"Unregistered hooters linked to assault on ICE agents."

Well, you get the idea.

1 comment:

jjet said...

"When they pry them from my cold dead fingers"...