Thursday, August 12, 2010

Flamer Flareup Draws Scrutiny

As Seinfeld repeated so often, "Not that there's anything wrong with that..." but we're beginning to get some flashback from the flamboyant finale to the flight attendant's famous fisticuffs and flight from future employment.

Did it really occur the way he said it did? Apparently detailed interviews with a planeload of pax are beginning to cast some doubt upon that:

Nobody Here Saw Nuttin'

Do you think that Twinkletoes might have staged this thing sort of like the boy in the tinfoil flying saucer or the fellow in the runaway Prius?

And, what do you suppose should have happened if Janet Napolitano's bully-boys of Homeland Security and TSA had not all been gathered around the peep show X-ray machines ogling the butts and boobs of the nubile traveling crowd?

Escape From New York, Jet Blue Style

Maybe if Slater had been wearing a djellaba and shouting "Allahu Ahkbar!" he might have gotten a reaction.

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