Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Expertise Not Required

Without the need for further comment, I offer this:

Representing da 'Hood

That should do it...

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I suppose the police could just shoot the guns out of their hands...just like Roy Rogers used to do. Then nobody gets hurt.

nzgarry said...

I sit here and I write at 9:30 Thursday night.... (after a couple of beers)


The Sargeant and the young cop,
as part of their duty,
sat down to review
the bungled burglary.

The Sargeant with a stony eye
regarded the young man
and said that this will blow sky high
so tell me what you can.

Well...
My tyres crunched down along the stone,
the felon turned to run.
But when he saw I was alone
he turned and raised his gun.

The first shot that he fired at me
struck me full of fear
I thought of my young family
and all that I held dear.

But I was steadfast to my duty
and aimed most carefully
when the second shot cracked past me
I shot him in the knee.

Well then how do you explain
the Sargeant did retort
the contents very plain
of the coroners report?

See it says right here,
the felon's dead as dead.
The cause it would appear
was a bullet through his head.