Could you even make this sort of thing up if you tried?
Van Jones Fight For Mama Nachur
So, let me think about that for a while. Some problem areas crop up almost immediately.
First Amendment: Who does Ma want to assemble with? How do we let her petition for redress of grievances?
Third Amendment: You mean we can't quarter our troops here any more?
Fourth Amendment: Ooops, no more exploring or exploiting of Ma's resources. We had better stay out of her closet!
Fifth: Some real issues with eminent domain declarations. Good to know that she won't be compelled to testify.
Sixth Amendment: Where do we detain her pending that trial by a jury of her peers? How do we assemble the peers?
Seventh: We had better up the $20 ante for Yo Mama bringing civil suits before a jury. She's got bigger issues I'll bet.
Eighth Amendment: Really, when you are that big what sort of punishment could be rendered which wouldn't be cruel and unusual? Where do you find bail for the big girl?
Ninth Amendment: This really opens the door for a raft of those unspecified rights, doesn't it.
I wonder if Mr. Jones has thought this through? I wonder if he is sane enough to be out in society on his own? I wonder if they paid the PR firm for that cockamamie name for the movement? They should demand a refund.