This is like a Monty Python skit:
Naked Man Seeks Welding Job Interview
That's got so many slices it could be an extra large pepperoni. He's naked. He's wacked. He wants a job interview...in a welding shop! The owner has the viddie camera handy to show the 9-1-1 operator the problem. They all wind up rolling around the ground. The flasher goes for the lady cop, naturally.
And the helpful bystander doesn't bother to set his burger down as he gleefully jumps into the mix. I wonder if it was one of those big and messy Carl's Junior specials?