In these days of high unemployment a lot of folks are looking for work. Here's a tremendous opportunity offered in the Wall Street Journal. It needs some pretty specialized skills, but if you can pull it off you will be secure for at least the next three years. After that, however, you might find yourself in a leper colony:
National Jobs Czar & Storm Door Repair Technician
If you can handle it, drop off an application online. She says the phones have been tied up lately.