C'mon folks. Can we get real here? A pair of shoes is not going to make you the jive-ass king of the 'hood.
Charlotte Loses It Over Sneakers
Atlanta Gots to Have Air
Tukwila? Where Da Hell is Tukwila?
Bay Area Bang Bang For Booties
If we want to get into a discussion about total societal breakdown and what it looks like, this might be a good starting point.
Anybody remember what Christmas is about? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?