R U dng NEthng? Cya! EEEEk!
What can you say but, "Duh!"
She could have walked into a wall, stepped off a curb into an oncoming truck, knocked an elderly person off their feet, impacted a pregnant woman, stepped in dog droppings, or twisted her ankle on the edge of the sidewalk. But, in her case, she simply fell into an open manhole...ooops, make that a personnel access opening.
What comes next is the real descent into darkness.
"It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary," she said. "Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."
See, it was their fault. Not hers.
She will sue. She will win. She will continue being stupid. Hopefully she will choose not to reproduce.