Calling a Fluke a Fluke
Mark Steyn certainly has a way with words. There is no beating around anybody's bush.
All of us are born with the unalienable right to life, liberty, and a lifetime supply of premium ribbed silky-smooth ultrasensitive spermicidal lubricant condoms. No taxation without rubberization, as the Minutemen said. The shot heard round the world, and all that.That pretty much wraps it up and ties it with a bow.