Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Still Ahead of Canada

Yes, it is easy to despair in America. We've sunk into political correctness and frivolous litigation more deeply than anyone could have imagined. But at least we can look to our once semi-frontier neighbor to the North and feel a bit superior.

Albino Rhino Beer Makes Bubbi Feel Badly

The white rhino is a beastie from Africa. A pale beer with a whimsical name isn't an attack on your self-esteem. A word is a word.

Message to Ikponwosa Ero, if that really is your name:

  1. You don't have to visit the pub. 
  2. You don't have to drink the beer.
  3. You don't have to be offended by terms like "white" which are generic and common.
  4. You are not a rhinoceros. 
  5. You are a Nigerian who chose to leave your homeland and move to Canada.
  6. Since you are in Canada, the ritualistic killing of albinos in Nigeria is not a problem.
  7. There have been no reported ritualistic killings in the pub. 
  8. This is not your ticket to instant wealth. 
And one last point; if this succeeds for you, there is a winery in California that makes a delightful, refreshing Albarino which they label Albino Rhino as a play on Albarino. 

If you bring suit against them, I want a finder's fee. 

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