Anybody who has read When Thunder Rolled understands the importance to a fighter pilot of a quality mustache. It is essential to preservation of your life and your combat effectiveness. It isn't simply an affectation. Take away a mustache and the probability of combat loss goes up exponentially. We have the statistical data to prove it. That makes the care and development a fully qualified business expense in anybody's interpretation. Unfortunately that may not be recognized by the IRS without a detailed legislative affirmation.
Million Man March for Mustaches
When we can afford to subsidize windmills, solar panels and plug-in cars that nobody wants, why do we ignore the impact on the economy of the mustaches?
This is simple justice.