Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Apologies in Advance

I'm sorry, but I can't resist:

Ben & Jerry offers Hubby Hubby Ice Cream

Yes, the ultra-liberal, super-saturated ice cream wizards of Vermont have celebrated the passage of a gay marriage law by renaming their Chubby Hubby flavor for the month of September.

The flavor features "Fudge covered peanut butter filled pretzels in vanilla malt ice cream with fudge and peanut butter".

Now, that description offers simply too many crass and disgusting jokes alluding to homosexual practices and derogatory nicknames. I'll refrain fudge jokes, but note that the short description could simply state that the ice cream offers "twice as many nuts and no cherries."

It makes me glad I live in Texas where Blue Bell comes in half gallons for the same price as a pint of B&J and is equal in flavor. The black and white cows of Brenham TX contribute their all to some of the best stuff on the planet. Blue Bell welcomes you. Maybe some of that Blueberry Cheesecake tonight...

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