Tomorrow when you rise it will once again be "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" so you'd better be up on your jargon. It won't happen by itself, so you'd better study tonight and maybe practice a bit so that you don't embarass yourself and have to walk the plank or be keelhauled.
Start easy and work your way into the character:
Eventually though, you will want to get a bit more serious. Here's a real training film:
Learn all about it here:
Official Talk Like A Pirate Website
Now stop your dallying ye scabrous dogs and find me the rum.